Funny Stuff From mIRC (a chat program)

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<SaTiva_JURNT> hey you wanna trade movies?
<DecayingSoul> um
<DecayingSoul> you got any gum?
<SaTiva_JURNT> nope all i have is porno movies
<SaTiva_JURNT> you got any?

<SaTiva_JURNT> so you wanna trade or not?
<DecayingSoul> thats its, youre under arrest for trying to give away unliscenced porn to a minor
<DecayingSoul> you have the right to remain silent
<DecayingSoul> anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law
<DecayingSoul> you have the right to an attorney
<DecayingSoul> if you choose to give up any of these rights then ill kick you in the gonads
<SaTiva_JURNT> is that a yes?

<DecayingSoul> how can you talk with my dick in your mouth?
<SaTiva_JURNT> its not big enough to effect my speach
<SaTiva_JURNT> i got betwween my teeth like a tooothpick
<DecayingSoul> nah your just to used to it, you need to cut down on the dick sucking there paco
<DecayingSoul> its not good for teeth and all that cum in your stomach can give you a nasty stomach ache, ive seen it a hundred times

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<DecayingSoul> i wonder how many times shes done the nasty with the members of nsync
<Caustic> 0, nsync boys are all gay
<DecayingSoul> well thats not surprising, they look like they like it up the ass
<`InG`> they sing like it too..specially that FUCKING SON OF A BITCH that has those fucking braids...god only knows how bad i wanna shove a chainsaw up his ass and chop away at his virgin internal organs.

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<Caustic> Oh, i'd watch christine agulara all day :P
<DecayingSoul> i dont care how many breast implants britney spears gets, id rather nail christina aguilaria anyday
<Caustic> me too man
<`InG`> britney speats is probably more loose than a horse's ass now.
<`InG`> err spears
<`InG`> speats sounds better though.
<`InG`> kind've like a hooker's name.

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<DecayingSoul> now my balls itch
<DecayingSoul> i think theres a bad chain reaction going on down there
<Caustic[HellaSick]> wow
<Caustic[HellaSick]> mine itch too
*Caustic[HellaSick] skritchz em

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<Caustic[HellaSick]> why the fuck would someone want to be spanked...just FUCK, its way more kinky
<DecayingSoul> well i dont know
<DecayingSoul> when i was kid i would rather have my dad spank me than fuck me

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<MikeyF> first time i saw that
<MikeyF> im like
<MikeyF> DEAR GOD HER ASS LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING APPLE

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<Caustic[HellaSick]> speaking of shit
<Caustic[HellaSick]> i gota go take one
<`InG`> let me know how it goes caustic.
<Caustic[HellaSick]> brb in like 10...this ones been a brewin for a while
<`InG`> i want every detail.
<`InG`> size/shape/texture

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<DecayingSoul> the only thing i like about nazis is the amount of people they killed.... now that was impressive
<Ye-Rapids> you're morbid
<Ye-Rapids> you're starting to scare me there

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<sEeK> im ugly but chicks dig me cuz i have a weird haircut
<sEeK> no wait....chicks dont dig me
<sEeK> nevermind

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<IzzyTrippin> 6 fractures to skull, borderline psychotic, schrenphrenic, homocidal, suicidal, paranoid, depression, cognitive defeciets, broke neck, both ankles, back 2 times and blind ion one eye

thats his list of whats wrong with him

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-Errata- BAD LANGUAGE INSTANT REPLAY: <DecayingSoul> all women is bitches
--Testamena- BAD LANGUAGE INSTANT REPLAY: <DecayingSoul> all women is bitches
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-WhiteRebel- You are number 12726 that I have SEEN kicked since June 1 of 1998.
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-Dafinka- BAD LANGUAGE INSTANT REPLAY: <DecayingSoul> all women is bitches

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<DecayingSoul> i keep fucking up at work and its pissing my supervisiors off
<Caustic[HellaSick]> u fuck at work?
<DecayingSoul> well doesnt everyone?
<Caustic[HellaSick]> well...yea actually

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<finona> whatchya sick with? :/
<DecayingSoul> ghanderia?
<ShERpiE> I got herpies
<finona> hehe
<DecayingSoul> of the genital genre?

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*** Fo0FiGhtEr has quit IRC (Quit: WooOOOooOOOooOOOoo PoRn For All, and decayingsoul is a freak, u bastard)

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* ShERpiE sings "We Will Rock You"
<Tanis> your too cold to sing
<Lady_Erica>I looked up at the channel real fast and thought someone was named herpies
<Tanis> :þ
<ShERpiE> LOL
<BlackHeart_>ROFL
<EviLDeD> lol
<ShERpiE> ROTFLMAO
<Tanis> ROTFLMAO is too long
<ShERpiE> blah
<Lady_Erica>ya as if your literally on the floor rolling in dust and fecal matter
<Tanis> =)
<zindryr> don't know about the fecal matter
<BlackHeart_>oh my
* Zane watches as Chaos gets up and dusts off
<ShERpiE> I was actually talking about herpies when I aquired my name